Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Able-Ground3194 28 day.agoAll of them are old, grizzled men who had seen their fair share of war, so the Pentagon comes up with a unique bonus system for their service. They can choose two points of their bodies and for every inch between them they would get 10k. First up was the Army general. He chose to measure between the tips of his middle fingers with his arms spread wide. Second was the Air Force, who chose the top of his head to the soles of his feet. Then came the Marine General. "I want you to measure from the tip of my dick to my balls." The men running the measuring laughed and then asked him, seriously, where he wanted to measure. "I am being serious. Now start measuring." The men tried to dissuade him but he was adamant. Finally, resigned, one of the men takes the measuring tape and goes to take the measurement. When the general removed his pants the man jumped up in alarm. "Sir! Where are your balls?!?" "IN VIETNAM!"
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She must’ve been really confused. It was obviously way more expensive than that.
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Under high blood pressure
...no matter what I tell it, it won't move the fins to the back. https://i.imgur.com/teKcdpC.png
Throw in a load of laundry. Be careful telling this joke. I told this joke at a bar one and someone tried fighting me. He said, “You better watch it. My brother is epileptic and died in a bathtub.” I felt so bad… I said, “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry… what happened?” He said, “He choked on a sock.”
He becomes PAPAL.
Boo-bees.
... so that throughout the process of making them I can periodically say "Takin' care of biscuits."
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